Tonight I will make myself available to
fight, bare-handed, against a giant owl, should there one be available.
1. The window for the fight will
be between 9pm and 11pm. If no owl challenger has emerged by 10:30pm, I will open myself up to challenges from members of the audience who have
come dressed as owls.
2. Any giant owl wishing to
challenge me must be no less than eight cubits in height. If you are
wondering why giant owls are measured using the same biblical scale that was
employed during the construction of Noah's Ark, then you clearly
know nothing about the sport of Giant Owl Fighting.
3. Although,
technically, I will be fighting bare-handed, I will be wearing
my owl fighting gloves.
4. If a fight is still in
progress at 11:00pm, it will be declared a draw.
5. The fight is for display
purposes only. The outcome will have no effect upon my standing in
either the UK Giant Owl Fighting league, or on The International
Over-35's Circuit.
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